I can see this Annals of Childish Behavior feature getting quickly out of control. Here's another entry, from today's Daily Mail:
A grandmother was punched in the face and dragged around by her hair - after she asked fellow restaurant goers to stop swearing during her grandson's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese.
The 50-year-old had been attending the child's seventh birthday at the party venue in Dearborn, Michigan when she was attacked yesterday afternoon…
[Witnesses] told Fox 2 that when she asked people sitting nearby not to swear, 'They told her to ''shut the f*** up and turn around'''.
Witnesses then said that a man jumped over the table and began throwing punches and grabbed the woman by the head.